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They speak to someone who chooses statement pieces that feel as comfortable as they look: soft inside, sturdy outside, and vividly designed to stand out with a moody, artistic edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 700; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUS Women's Size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 700; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEuropean (EU) Size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5.0\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5.5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e35.5 - 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Made from 100% cotton (Green Camo variant: 65% polyester \/ 35% cotton), this cap offers a soft and breathable feel that's perfect for all-day wear. Its unstructured design and low-profile fit give it a laid-back vibe, while the antique brass buckle closure adds a touch of vintage charm. The matching undervisor and four-row stitching on the visor provide subtle yet stylish details. 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