{"title":"Footwear","description":"\u003cp\u003eStep into the Sarcasm Colony — literally.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Sarcasm Culture footwear collection brings the Jester's energy from your wardrobe all the way down to the ground. From bold all-over print high tops and breathable mesh statement sneakers to gothic fur-lined leather boots — every pair is designed to make an entrance before you say a single word.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause life's too short for shoes that don't have opinions.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"womens-fur-lined-leather-boots-gothic-skeleton-clown-design","title":"Women's Fur-Lined Leather Boots — Gothic Skeleton Clown Design","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese lined lace-up boots blend rugged utility with bold, gothic-inspired style. The plush fleece interior keeps feet enveloped in warmth, while the durable microfiber outer resists wear and showcases high-detail printed artwork — a dark, theatrical motif wrapped around the shaft and heel. A grippy PVC outsole handles wet streets and slippery floors, so these boots transition from indoor cozy to outdoor adventures without sacrificing their dramatic look. They speak to someone who chooses statement pieces that feel as comfortable as they look: soft inside, sturdy outside, and vividly designed to stand out with a moody, artistic edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 700; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUS Women's Size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 700; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEuropean (EU) Size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5.0\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5.5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"font-weight: 400; 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