{"product_id":"engraved-10oz-rocks-glass-shh-go-away-sarcasm-whiskey-tumbler","title":"Engraved 10oz Rocks Glass - \"Shh... Go Away\" Sarcasm Whiskey Tumbler","description":"This 10 oz clear rocks glass brings quiet confidence to any evening. The engraved artwork — a subtle jester emblem with the understated phrase — sits frosted against the glass, catching light without shouting. It feels weighty yet refined in the hand, the tempered glass providing a satisfying heft for neat pours, old-fashioneds, or a nightcap over ice. Because the design is laser-etched into the surface, it ages with the glass rather than wearing off, so the personality stays with every refill. Slide it into a home bar for companionable drinks with friends, set it on a bedside table for a calm ritual, or keep it on the desk as a little reminder to carve out quiet time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe etched finish reads like a private joke — dry, a little rebellious — that resonates with people who appreciate low-key sarcasm and crafted spirits. It blends seamlessly into a curated bar cart or a minimalist kitchen, pairing well with dark wood, leather coasters, and soft lighting. Use it when you want something that speaks softly but distinctly: slow conversations, soundtrack vinyls, and nights that linger.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 10 oz clear tempered glass — solid, balanced weight\u003cbr\u003e- Permanent laser-engraved design — won’t fade or peel\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for everyday use\u003cbr\u003e- Sourced from the USA\u003cbr\u003e- Adult-use, single-size (10 oz)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"10oz","offer_id":53589336883473,"sku":"34301563098537150925","price":13.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/6261\/7361\/files\/18099118751031552790_2048.jpg?v=1779566822","url":"https:\/\/shopsarcasmculture.com\/products\/engraved-10oz-rocks-glass-shh-go-away-sarcasm-whiskey-tumbler","provider":"Sarcasm Culture","version":"1.0","type":"link"}