{"product_id":"stemless-wine-glass-this-tastes-like-i-m-calling-in-sick-tomorrow-funny-glass","title":"Stemless Wine Glass – “This Tastes Like I’m Calling in Sick Tomorrow” Funny Glass","description":"A sleek, stemless wine glass that brings relaxed elegance to quiet evenings and lively get-togethers alike. The slim, modern silhouette sits comfortably in hand, letting you savor every sip without balancing on a stem. A single-side glossy print adds personality without overpowering the glass’s clean lines — the subtle artwork reads like a wink from a friend across the table. This 11.75 oz glass is glassware for people who prefer low-fuss style: hold it, laugh, clink, and set it down without ceremony. Hand-wash care keeps the colors bright and the finish clear, and the clear glass body lets your wine, cocktail, or sparkling water take center stage.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 11.75 oz (350 ml) stemless glass with modern, elegant silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, glossy one-side print for crisp color and detail\u003cbr\u003e- Made from 100% glass; clear body showcases the drink\u003cbr\u003e- Hand wash only; white underbase may show through semi-transparent elements\u003cbr\u003e- Country of origin marked on the bottom; blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Hand wash only\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11.75oz","offer_id":53589374009617,"sku":"18894336627723061890","price":16.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/6261\/7361\/files\/15335932647610792318_2048.jpg?v=1779569360","url":"https:\/\/shopsarcasmculture.com\/products\/stemless-wine-glass-this-tastes-like-i-m-calling-in-sick-tomorrow-funny-glass","provider":"Sarcasm Culture","version":"1.0","type":"link"}