Just Like a Laxative, I Make Sh!t Happen

The Jester's most motivational product. Results may vary. Attitude guaranteed.

"Just like a laxative, I make sh!t happen." Bold. Unapologetic. Technically accurate. Whether you're the one who gets things done at work, at home, or anywhere people are standing around waiting for someone else to act — this tee says it all without a single meeting.

Heavy cotton, classic fit, crew neck. The kind of shirt that works as hard as you do.

Why the Jester approves:

• 100% US cotton — medium weight 5.3 oz/yd², durable and print-friendly
• Seamless body — no side seams for a smoother, cleaner fit
• Reinforced shoulders — holds its shape through repeated washes
• Tear-away label — Oeko-Tex certified, scratch-free wear
• 13 colors, sizes S–5XL — making sh!t happen in every size

Care: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron, do not dry clean. The motivation, however, is self-sustaining.