"Verbal Assault Unit" Funny Sarcasm Megaphone Dark Humor Graphic T-Shirt

The Jester has assessed the situation, picked up the megaphone, and declared himself officially on duty. Words are the weapon. Sarcasm is the ammunition. And the Verbal Assault Unit never misses.

This vintage-style tee features a bold circular chest emblem announcing your status loud and clear — retro megaphone illustration, slightly distressed print, and a small skull-and-banner mark on the upper back for those who look twice. Soft 100% cotton, tubular knit, and built for the person whose comebacks arrive faster than most people's thoughts.

Wear it to open-mic nights, casual meetups, or any situation where your wit needs a uniform.

Product Features

• 100% cotton (180 g/m²) — medium weight, breathable, year-round comfort
• Tubular knit — no side seams, clean silhouette
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape — holds its shape wash after wash
• DTG chest emblem + DTF sleeve/neck details — crisp, slightly distressed, fade-resistant
• OEKO-TEX® certified — ethically sourced US cotton, made in Nicaragua
• Tear-away label for all-day comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F)
• Tumble dry low heat
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
• Non-chlorine bleach only if needed

EU Representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product Info: Gildan 5000 — 2-year warranty in EU/Northern Ireland per Directive 1999/44/EC. Made in Nicaragua.