Zippered Canvas Tote — "Emotional Baggage" & Sarcastic Clown Graphic Utility Bag

The Jester speaks: "They said to stop carrying so much emotional baggage. So I put it in a bag. A very sturdy, very stylish bag. Problem solved. You're welcome."

Heavy 12oz cotton canvas tote for the person who carries everything — groceries, notebooks, feelings, and zero apologies. The "Emotional Baggage" sarcastic clown graphic says what your face is too polite to. Full zipper closure keeps your stuff secure, front zip pocket keeps the essentials close, and 24.5" handles mean you can sling it over your shoulder and walk away from any situation with style.

• Heavy 12oz 100% cotton canvas construction
• Spacious 19L main compartment with full zipper closure
• Front zip pocket (9.5"W x 9"H) for quick-grab items
• 24.5" handles with 8.5" drop — shoulder carry ready
• Dimensions: 18"W x 14"H x 4.5"D

Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with a small amount of soap before washing.