"I'm Not Medicated Enough To Be Here Today" Funny Dark Humor Graphic T-Shirt
The Jester looked at the calendar, looked at the room, looked at the people in it — and immediately knew. Not today. Not without backup.
This bold typographic tee says what your face is already saying anyway. A front-and-center message that shuts down small talk before it starts, paired with a subtle back neck print for those who look twice. Soft 100% cotton, tubular knit, and built for the days when showing up is already the heroic act.
For the person who came, saw, and immediately regretted it.
Product Features
- 100% cotton (180 g/m² / 5.3 oz/yd²) — medium weight, breathable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit — no side seams, clean silhouette
- Ribbed collar — holds its shape wash after wash
- DTG/DTF printed — crisp, bold text and fade-resistant graphic
- OEKO-TEX® certified — ethically sourced US cotton, made in Nicaragua
- Tear-away label for all-day comfort
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F)
- Tumble dry low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Non-chlorine bleach only if needed
EU Representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product Info: Gildan 5000 — 2-year warranty in EU/Northern Ireland per Directive 1999/44/EC. Made in Nicaragua.