The "We Apologize for Nothing" Tee — Skull Joker | Sarcasm Culture
The "We Apologize for Nothing" Tee — Skull Joker | Sarcasm Culture
Welcome to Customer Service. I'm your representative today — and no, I will not be putting you on a brief hold.
This all-over print tee is your official uniform for anyone who's smiled through one too many "the customer is always right" moments. A grinning jester skull greets the front while the back tells the full story — your sardonic rep (that's me) taking a call with the energy of someone who has absolutely zero apologies left to give. Midnight black, purple and green accents, lightweight stretch fabric that moves as freely as my disregard for corporate pleasantries.
Wear it to work. Wear it after work. Wear it as a warning.
Product features:
- Round neckline for a classic, comfortable fit
- Durable double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem
- Soft, lightweight 95% polyester / 5% spandex fabric with slight stretch
- Regular, relaxed cut with extra-large sizes available
- Care and size label sewn into collar; seam thread color matched to design
Care instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F), inside out
- Medium heat iron only
- No bleach, no dry clean, no tumble dry