Skull Jester Tee — "Too Tired to Pretend I Like You" Graphic T-Shirt

The Jester speaks: "Too tired to pretend I like you. Too tired to explain why. Too tired to even come up with a better excuse. This drink, however? This drink I have energy for."

This soft 100% cotton tee is for the end of the week, the end of the party, and the end of your patience — all at once. A weary Jester Skull cradling a drink under deep purples and ink-black accents says what your face has been saying all day. Wry, honest, and bluntly authentic. Layer it under a jacket for a low-key show or wear it solo as a warning label for anyone thinking about small talk.

• 100% cotton, medium-weight 180 g/m²
• Seamless tubular knit body for a smooth, clean fit
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention
• DTF sleeves/neck labels + DTG main art — crisp, detailed print
• Tear-away label — OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, ethically sourced US cotton
• EU 2-year warranty

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Non-chlorine bleach only. No iron, no dry clean.